on a scale from 1 to sansa stark, how much do you regret your childhood crush

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Not the Barney Stinson that Craig and Carter wrote off last night in one hour-long disaster. The Barney that we grew to know and love over nine beautiful years of TV. The Barney who went from being a closed-off caricature of a man to a dynamic person capable of so much more. Neil’s Barney, the…

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To say I was disappointed in the series finale of How I Met Your Mother is a gross understatement. I am disconcertingly, irretrievably, unfathomably disappointed in the way the writers chose to end what used to be my absolute favorite television series of all time, to the point where it…

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this is so important.

you fucking asshole.

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queer film meme | 10 couples/pairings [4/10]
» Rachel x Luce (Imagine me and you)

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» how to identify “boy” clothes and “girl” clothes




are you a boy? your clothes are boy clothes.

are you a girl? your clothes are girl clothes.

are you outside the binary of boy and girl? so are your clothes.

did someone just tell you your clothes don’t match your gender identity? they are a trashcan and their clothes are trashcan clothes.

Or in the words of Eddie Izzard.. 

Because this cannot be reblogged enough.

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on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents

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If I ever get married, our vows better be based on the Team Rocket motto.

I vow to protect you from devastation.
To unite our privates and feel sensation.
To pronounce you as my one true love,
and see the glitter of your eyes in the stars above.
Team Rocket, married, committed for life!
Pronounce us now, as husband and wife!
Priiiiiiest! Alright!

This is the best thing I’ve seen on Tumblr today.

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Fairy tree at Fitzroy gardens ♥ #melbourne #australia #fitztroy #fairies

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why do greek gods have to fuck up so much shit god damn just stay on your mountain and eat your fucking ambrosia and leave people alone

and stop having sex with things you are not supposed to have sex with

we’re all looking at you here zeus


Too bad Zeus didn’t think to invent condoms. Shoulda asked the Trojans.


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A kingdom of isolation,
And it looks like I’m the Queen.

Let it Noot

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Introverts don’t get lonely if they don’t socialize with a lot of people, but we do get lonely if we don’t have intimate interactions on a regular basis.
—<3  (via kbfoto)
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kids books, reimagined for 20-somethings

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